I'm going, going, GONE

This morning after thinking about things, I got really excited. I am going on a mission. A Mission.
My papers are in. My call has been assigned and should arrive some time this week, hopefully on Wednesday. So currently I am taking bets on where people think I will go. Since I think facebook groups are obnoxious, I just asked all my co-workers and a couple of friends for guesses and received the following answers:

• Venezuela
  
• Great Britain
• Armenia
• State side, south west, possibly Texas
  
• Iberian peninsula
• Norway
• Guatemala
• Brazil
• Colorado Denver South
• Canada
• Portland, OR
• Argentina, Buenos Aires South
• Czech Republic
• Eastern Europe
• Germany
• Japan
• Ireland
  

If you'd like to make a guess, feel free.