If I'm tardy again then not only will I be even stinkier from not having a chance to bathe in three days, not only will I be more hungry from not eating breakfast, and not only will my hair look like a rat's nest, but I will also probably be fired.
Come on alarm clock, do your job.
2 comments:
Which I hope never happens! You always have the best stories :)
Yeah, I thought you hadn't bathed in a few days. Anyways, you're still just as beautiful as always...clean or no clean.
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